March 2012
173 posts
Watchmorosan:
adoremodels:
odairofdistrict4:
k1mkardashian:
ieirena:
maryumadalene:
this is still funny
IT’S BACK.
instant reblog
I made the mistake and listened to this while I had a diff tab up
Ah shit it’s back on my dash, it will never be not funny omg
She reminds me of a more enthusiastic Nancy from Sewing with Nancy
LOOK AT THOSE WIGGLES.
February 2012
109 posts
4 tags
"TEACHERS AND STUDENTS, WE ARE NOW IN A LOCK DOWN....
Student spends five minutes attempting to lock the door.
She would have doomed us all.
Any ideas?
reasoningwithvampires:
What did Charlie and Bella do on their two-week vacations in California during the summers before Twilight?
Bella totally skulked in her hotel room during the days so as not to ruin her albino complexion and Charlie twiddled his thumbs sitting by the hotel pool.
That moment where you write better crap on our...
livenitup:
Seriously guys I’ve edited almost a quarter of my novel type thing and it doesn’t sound half bad.
I hope this doesn’t sound too pathetic LOL but this iPod is perfect for like… Everything.
Except whoever created the Skype app needs to fucking die because IT’S PURE SHIT. /grump
… OTL
Agreed with the skype app. I only ever used it for that party we had on new years when I was...
THIS IS TRUE.
Me: Damn, this shower is cold.
Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: *a millimeter more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
Me: ASDFJLKAJECJALMEIOMWZ
D:
None of you are human. I’m surrounded by robots.
Please don’t kill me.
8 tags
Reblog if you're human.
I know I am. How about you?
"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a...
norwegian-chocolate-delight:
teenage-reality:
dreaminginapragmaticway:
theinsultingdetective:
criminallyobsessed:
hotel-denouement:
moral-highground:
yougotredonyou:
nicklex:
hannahisdead:
oh my god
BEST JOKE.
THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
I’m laughing because as a musician this is the cheesiest, most overdone joke ever. Right up there with “Hold me, I’m...
5 tags
“I love Michigan— I love it here! The trees are the right…height.”
– Mitt Romney
me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
