Don't be too serious.

I haven't been here long, but my blog is pretty diverse. Be ready to see anything. Technically it's NSFW, so beware. :3

Home
Archive
Subscribe (RSS)
Ask me anything
Random post

Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

Any ideas?

reasoningwithvampires:

What did Charlie and Bella do on their two-week vacations in California during the summers before Twilight?

Bella totally skulked in her hotel room during the days so as not to ruin her albino complexion and Charlie twiddled his thumbs sitting by the hotel pool.

  1. thedayseeks reblogged this from audreyii-fic
  2. sterilizedwerewolf reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    *channeling inner Nostalgia Critic* Since the ones in Forks were already covered, that’s a very good question especially...
  3. dita7503 said: He would fish and she would sulk and throw temper tantrums, but in the sunshine. The same thing they did in Forks but warmer. Do they strike you as the type of people to whom spontaneity comes naturally?
  4. itehsmartie reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    days so as not to ruin her albino complexion and Charlie twiddled his thumbs sitting by the hotel pool.
  5. lifeasaschlemiel said: Based on how I interact with my awkward father, it was probably a lot of him watching something stupid on TV and Bella sitting around.
  6. tiffanny-pack reblogged this from audreyii-fic
  7. we-aim-to-misbehave reblogged this from audreyii-fic and added:
    This is fantastic.
  8. silverilly said: It can only have been Scrabble.
  9. rewritetwilight said: Bella tried to act precocious but ended up being a whiny brat. Charlie would first endorse a product, but once Bella showed any fondness for it, would gleefully throw it out of the hotel. Yet it would always sneak back through her window at night.
  10. rayraymindgame reblogged this from audreyii-fic and added:
    This is absolutely amazing, and I agree wholeheartedly with this answer. audreyii-fic:
  11. cheeseborger said: I’m guessing Charlie was mostly oblivious while Bella was mostly suicidal over how comparatively unattractive she felt surrounded by Californian women.
  12. rebornparanoia said: She probably hung around the house moping while he went about his business. Sometimes he would try to get her to do some activity with him but she would always turn him down (probably using Jacob as an excuse).
  13. audreyii-fic reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    San Francisco, July 2003 Day One:...arrives at the airport at 10:30 AM
  14. cassiesstickerstories said: They stared at each other
  15. spectrumofmadness-blogspot-com reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    Probably go to Disneyland, but...being Bella was all distant and “yeah it’s nice dad”, and...
  16. amaranthineprose reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    Bella whined so much that...became immune (hence his calling her “non-whiny”),
  17. name-em-shame-em said: I think she’d make him take her to LA or San Diego, definitely not San Francisco. SF is too damp and besides, the gay community would have immunized her to sparkles. She’d then go to Borders by herself and use Charlie’s money to buy more classics.
  18. chrisdwoo said: Sniff loads of glue. It’s the only rational explanation for their brain damage.
  19. kirkcaldy said: Sat around silently, being awkward together.
  20. apollossocks said: Bella complained, Charlie did nothing.
  21. flyingladylauren said: Bella whined and lost awareness of various body parts. Charlie began to regret not having a vasectomy when he was 18. They may also have gone shopping, possibly visited a museum or attraction.
  22. runichealer reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    probably did nothing during his vacation...usual stuff he does. Watch football. Drink...