Don't be too serious.

umbalrog:

pistolmind:

a-great-big-bloody-lie:

penotbutter:

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a ribcage. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually walk into it.

That animal still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

OH MY HOLY SHIT IS THIS PERSON FUCKING SERIOUS?

IT’S A VIDEO GAME.

IT’S NOT LIKE VALVE IS GOING OUT AND TELLING PEOPLE THAT EVERYONE SHOULD SEW PET BIRDS INTO PEOPLE.
THIS IS ALMOST AS BAD AS GOING AFTER MARIO BECAUSE HE WEARS A TANUKI SUIT. BECAUSE APPARENTLY THAT “SUPPORTS FUR”. </all caps>

Call me a disgusting and horrible person, but Archemedes being trapped in Scout makes me laugh each time I see it because it is an animation. Not real. Not based off of real life events. An Animation based off of fictional events in which a guy’s head can survive being attached to it’s body (and is in the fridge) and yes, where birds can survive being put into a human’s chest cavity.

Also, the fact that you don’t make a point to say that if a bird was trapped inside a human’s chest cavity that the human being along with the bird would also surely die tells me somewhat of your value for human lives.

ASADDSDF

well we all saw this coming

Valve also teaches us that robots want us all dead and scientists are retarded. :3 Except for Mr. Freeman. He’s alright because he graduated from M.I.T.